why else it'll rock your socks & your jocks!
In the deep south, Margaret River, Western Australia. Good food, great surf, pumpin’ lube!
Preserved naturally & made with crème de la crème ingredients that won't blow your beaver up. No corner cutting here!
Don’t worry you won’t smell like uncle Luigi’s pizza shop, we’ve kept it simple.
Backs up again with a little added “moisture”. So less reloads needed (pow pow!).
If you’re inflamed or irritated downstairs – no more being “out of action” from feeling too sore or tender, you can hop back on the pony lickety split!
No fly traps here!
Flavoured lubes increase the risk of infections (because of the sugar) so steer clear, we aren’t a candy store!
No fake fragrance AT ALL – that stuff causes havoc and just flat out annoys your beaver like a house guest that won’t leave.
That means it’s all good in the beaver hood! No neighbourhood watch needed here.
No one wants to use a lube that makes a sex toy start dissolving like a berocca, especially inside you!
Natural and smooth, like sliding your leg around on new satin sheets and smiling like a cheshire cat!
Kind of a nudey rudey/natural colour, that’s because IT IS au naturel and we don’t need to mask anything, we’ll save that for Batman.
No busting out here, swimmers will be staying in their own lanes.
Forget the white king! Those bamboo infused/linen sheets are safe.
No pork chops or camembert in this formula!